I was asking my wife to get my suit drycleaned for me for the formal nights when I realized that I'd probably be the only geek wearing a nice suit. I thought about it a bit, discussed with my wife, and realised I should just wear the suit.
It's all I have. I own one suit and no sports coats or nice trousers. I have some dockers but they're kind of worn out.
What am I to do? I've got to do something off the wall. So, we came up with the perfect gimmic. Look for Perl Whirl pictures to find out. Or even better, suggest something to me so I don't do the same thing both nights.