It's just that this is the only time I'm ever going to ask this question and I want to do it with as much panache and style as I can muster. And that brings me to the question:
Michelle Suzanne, will you marry me?
I love you so very much. I accept your proposal. I would be honored to be your wife.
I don't know Stephen or Michelle, but I wish them the best!
What I find silly is my reaction to the whole thing. I don't think it's silly, crazy, or nerdy. It's just cool.