Oh yeah, I'm geeky. Dialed up bed side. Just started uterine labor when I got back to the hospital. They decided to run Pitocin through the IV to induce labor. Dry birth would suck and she's been losing water since 8:30pm yesterday.
The fetal monitor, a machine that measures (among other things) seismic activity in the uterus, is fun to fool. Making Chastity laugh measures about a 9.5 on its Richter scale.