The baby is taking its time. My wife and I, and my Mom who is basically the midwife, all spent the night sleeping soundly. I'm out for coffee and toiletries now. I expect that we won't see this kid until the afternoon. She's receiving antibiotics via IV drip because the baby isn't at 37 weeks yet, even though it's really at 36.8 or maybe closer.
In any case, with light contractions at five minutes apart, we've got some time. Enough time for me to get Chastity her Chai for the morning.