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Journal of cogent (987)

Friday December 13, 2002
02:10 PM

Heavy Water

[ #9449 ]

Yow! Am I HEAVY yet?

Favorite quote:

One of our associates, Bill Strauss of California suggested the use of a homeopathic reagent derived from a radionic query process. We sent him the atomic frequency of Deuterium, taken from standard NMR charts which he then had made up into a 2 dimensional geometric pattern designed to reverse the deuterium frequency by 180 degrees.

My girlfriend, who calls herself a chemist, says this is gibberish! What's wrong with taking the atomic frequency of Deuterium from NMR charts and making it into a two-dimensional geometric pattern? Huh?

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  • Do you really want to know what's wrong with taking a one dimensional value, making a two dimensional value out of it, and then using it as the basis for a geometric pattern that affects atomic particles? What's wrong with taking the number 7 and doing the same thing?

    In the preceding paragraphs he proposes a chemical solution (the chelating agent) for the removal of heavy water, although he correctly states near the beginning of the ramble that heavy water is chemically the same as water.

    Heavy water can