After some discussion, BooK and I agreed on him tattoing the name of a module in one arm and the code in the other.
It's also been agreed that I can do ASCII art with the code.
Furthermore, if I want to I can upload a new version of the module between conferences and he'll have to update his tatto.
BooK, the module is on it's way to CPAN and it's pretty neat
Coming soon to a mirror near you, Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch