I'll try to keep it brief, since I still have some slides to finish.
I've been meeting the most wonderful people here.
I'm having a great time in Toronto.
I went to the Argonauts game, not knowing the rules.
I liked it.
I still don't know the rules.
Apparently, nobody else does.
I missed the Pride Parade.
I gave a talk on Monday, Perl Black Magic.
People enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it too.
I'm giving another talk today, Perl Blue Magic.
I'm at about 85% with my slides.
Ingy is a mean guy and the way he created Spork made me have to use a couple of tricks.
I also have two lightning talks today.
In one of them, I'll be trying to convince people to go to YAPC::EU in Braga, Portugal.
In the other one, I (actually, *we*) will be showing people how to become a Perl Ninja...
How the hell do I come up with these weird ideas?