I'd say I love the responses to Five Features Perl 5 Needs Now, but only Schwern seems to understand that my one sentence quips rank 11 out of 10 on the 0 to 10 sarcasm scale.
The idea that Class::Accessor is a substitute for a full and complete object system should debunk itself. The notion that modules in the core can't evolve is silly.
"Oh, that will never work!" is exactly why these things never work.
Thanks for the stop energy. Let's have this discussion again next year. Someone else can start it.