I don't mean "Who cares?" I mean "What are you going to do about it?"
By "you" I don't mean Curtis, or Jarkko, or Andy, or Schwern, or mst, or Ask, or Adam, or Dave, or Chris, or Elliot, or Bill, or Richard, or any of the other several dozen usual suspects who've done far more than any reasonable person have a right to expect. I mean the "you" who reads this and sagely nods your head while thinking "Somebody should do something!" You're somebody. You can do something.
(I'm very happy to run "Something cool I did with Perl!" on Perl.com, so if you've done something cool in a hundred or so lines of Perl -- especially if you can tie it to cloud computing, or inventing the future, or helping people do amazing things -- let me know. I can sweeten the deal by offering free books to contributors.)