When people hear about a new language, and they’re told that it’s a scripting language, not only don’t they treat it seriously, they insist on emulating a Turing tar pit in it. They call system() and pass it incomprehensible 300-character pipelines. They write everything in one big bulk, without using functions or classes. They ignore data structures and regular expressions and call awk when they need them the way they’d do in a shell script. From Python or Ruby or Perl. This is how you write scripts, you know.
I promise never again to mention how blepharitic Perl 5's nested dereferencing syntax can be if MakeMaker just goes away now.