After two days of writing documentation (and writing tests to make sure the documentation is right and fixing bugs because it isn't) and adding features (because the documentation makes better sense with the new features) and writing tests (to prove the correctness of the new features), and after several months of inactivity, Regexp::English has escaped. It wings its way to the CPAN, being found in my directory or on my website.
I think it's cool, Damian thought it was worth mentioning, and the variable binding feature is just nice.
In other news, being in the Portland, Oregon area for my brother's wedding, I realized I could live there. Though I have an interview (phone?) with the Texas guy on Thursday, I might consider looking in the Hillsboro/Beaverton/Vancouver area. There are worse things. (And hello, S.B.!)