And maybe if I really try I can poop diamonds, too...but I doubt it.
Anyway, it doesn't matter. The teacher that was taking the CGI class with me sent me her scripts, and she's looking to fix the file upload. I have a guess of why it's not working, and fired off an email, but should probably look all the code over anyway, just for practice's sake -- maintaining code is likely something I'll end up doing at some point. Might as well start early.
One thing that struck me is the great length taken with her project to break it into multiple files. Newser was one script. 600 lines, sure, and two CSS and a template file and a database, but that's it.
Of course, Newser was a lot simpler, too.
Doesn't matter. I'm sure I'll have some interesting observations up reading the code.