To remedy the situation, I have baked a bacon and pepperoni pizza, thrown MST3K into my VCR, set two liters of Dew by my side, and have started on my homework. Hopefully all this stuff will be done by the end of the week.
I've also been reading Tk stuff, mostly because I want to see if any of the suggestions are feasible for me to attempt right now.
I also spotted an actual physical Round Tuit at the doctor's office yesterday. News to me; I didn't realize there was a physical prop to go with the joke. Once again, I am the last to know.