Hey, Deon, if you're reading this, it really was a joke. I never had anything like that made, and I'm not considering it. It was just a joke.
Anyway, I added a 50/50 split; it will either change r's to l's or l's to r's. I've seen a few translations either way now. (Which is odd, really.)
Another neat suggestion was made to build IRCbots that *fight*. Hit points, stats, etc., and you set them on each other. I actually kind of wonder what it would look like.