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JAPH. (That's right -- I'm not Really Inexperienced any more.)

I'm not just here, I'm here [perlmonks.org], and here [javajunkies.org] too, I ramble randomly in my philosophical blog [blogspot.com] and my other blog [blogspot.com]. Soon I'll come in a convenient six-pack.

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Wednesday February 06, 2002
02:39 PM

How To Have My Morning

[ #2686 ]
Step One: Drive directly at a smallish snowbank, figuring that you can drive pretty much into it and get back out because of your snow tires.

Step Two: Remember after you've done so that, several years back, you thought the exact same thing and did the exact same thing and it created a thick pillar of snow holding your car tires off the ground.

Step Three: Curse that you own no shovel, did not get your driveway plowed, and that you're going to miss your three-hour-long math class.

Step Four: Weep pitifully.

Actually, I just retreated to the house and managed to scam a shovel from my stepfather later. I have an appointment with my dentist. (I absolutely loathe going to the dentist now; it's like sticking your hand in a fire, just pain and admonishment from those wiser than yourself.)

Hopefully I'll get to fiddle with OO later. I think it's simmered long enough in my head.

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