Scratch that. I'm fairly sure it's the alternator that's the problem, because I've had two cars with two failing alternators previously.
Thought I'd get some work done this weekend; instead, I've ended up paying for two tow trucks and walking around a lot.
None of this is great, but it comes along with a Personal Crisis to boot, and a quiz I'm supposed to have worked through by Monday.
Perhaps I could use a stiff drink tonight.