Which is to say, I can't figure it out this morning. I'll probably google it more at work when there's a few spare minutes. I'll probably work on it tonight. Might even get a solution.
What bothers me is that I'm either really, really close to a solution or else I'm never going to get it myself without asking someone -- but I can't tell which.
If I can't get it later tonight, I'll beg someone at PM for assistance. Someone's gotta know, even if Google just comes up with a bunch of Red Hat locale thingies.