(I know, 'significant' in my mind is clearly not quite matching up with 'significant' in terms of actual characters in the code.)
I drag out the debugger section of the Camel and start sticking breakpoints, like voodoo pins, into some of the problem areas. Stepping through the debugger...
I figure I've just missed that it works, and rerun it sans -d. Still doesn't work.
Maybe I'm going insane. I need more coffee. Once that is fetched and I call my father, I'll slap my eyeballs against this thing again and see what falls out.