If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a water nymph. Relationships are more about what you get out of them, than what you put in. That elven cloak really matches your eyes, you know.
(If you weren't a water nymph, you'd be a mimic.)
This is not quite how it appears at the site, and I was hoping their style/div hack would work here, but...ah, well. If it's a sacrifice for the unified presentation of use perl; I guess it's worth making.