Y'know, keep a batch of 'em in your pocket and whenever someone hands you a tract/pamphlet/whatnot, you just hand them something entitled, say, "Cthulhu's Plan For You: Extra Crispy".
I can't be the first person who came up with this. Gotta look around...gotta find out who else wants these...
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