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Wednesday January 17, 2007
12:58 AM

Five things you didn't know about me (meme).

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Curtis tagged me so I guess I'm it. I have to tell you five things you don't know about me.

  • I've personally violated the Posse Comitatus Act.
  • I made it appear as if I worked for the CIA to get past a military checkpoint in a foreign country while on official business of the government.
  • I've seen $600 million in cash in a pile on the floor. It's a smaller pile than you think it is. I've only held $100,000 in cash at one time though. It's also smaller than you'd think.
  • I took over a Jordanian airliner and told the security official if he didn't like it he could leave my airport. We had a brief armed stand-off then shook hands and were friendly from then on, even after I gave him a tampon and told him it was a cigar.
  • I worked with the guy who put the first Java applet on the web. He had it before everyone else because he was the guy creating it for Sun.
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  • I've seen $600 million in cash in a pile on the floor. It's a smaller pile than you think it is. I've only held $100,000 in cash at one time though. It's also smaller than you'd think.
    So...weren't you even a *little* tempted?

    Personally, I think they should have distributed it to the troops. :)