use Perl

Stonehenge staff meeting from 10am to after lunch sometime. We come up with a lot of cool ideas for OSCON. After that, the accountant tells Randal and I that the solution to everything is to make even more money. Then Randal, Tad, and I go to the Verizon store where we tell the customer service guy that we want to pay less for the service we're paying for, so they knock money off our bill. I buy the wrong EVDO card which I bring back later to get the right one. We have dinner with Allison Randal, who's doing all sorts of interesting things. Tad and I take the train to the airport and then the hotel shuttle to the hotel (we both have very early flights). I spend the next hour configuring the EVDO because the included CD doesn't have Mac support. I'm now using the EVDO and am ready to go to bed.