For the first time, both pudge and I will be eligible for the U.S. Presidency in the next election.
So, we're going to run on the same ticket.
No, really. We're not going to win. You aren't going to see us on the Presidential debates. You won't see our commericials during the Super Bowl. You don't have to worry about two schmoes running the country.
I have no idea how to go about this. Where is the HOWTO?