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Thursday July 28, 2005
01:57 PM

Dear [fname],

[ #25927 ]

Here's a little program to generate those responses to marketing messages. I'm not really complaining (I am on the press list which kinda means I asked for it), but I think they could try a little harder (yes, I'm looking at you Black Duck. How about some text with those unloaded images?).

sub prompt
    print "$_[0] >>> ";
    chomp( my $response = <STDIN> );
%mad_libs = (
    greeting => "What's a word you use to say hello?",
    shill    => "What do you call a marketing guy in a suit?",
    verb     => "What does Nat do with a sheep?",
    animal   => "What's your favorite animal?",
    orifice  => "Name a hole in your body.",
    false    => "How do you say goodbye?",
    name     => "What's your name?",
    address  => "Where do you live?",
foreach my $key ( keys %mad_libs )
    $input->{$key} = prompt( $mad_libs{$key} );
use Template;
my $tt = Template->new();
my $template = do { local $/; <DATA> };
$tt->process( \$template, $input ) || die $tt->error;
[% greeting %] [% shill %],
Go [% verb %] a [% animal %] in the [% orifice %].
[% false %],
[% name %]
P.S. Please send review copies to [% address %]

A sample run:

How do you say goodbye? >>> Ta Ta
What do you call a marketing guy in a suit? >>> Flak
What's a word you use to say hello? >>> Ahoy
What's your name? >>> brian d foy
Name a hole in your body. >>> nostril
What does Nat do with a sheep? >>> caress
What's your favorite animal? >>> weasel
Where do you live? >>> Chicago

And the output:

Ahoy Flak,
    Go caress a weasel in the nostril.
Ta Ta,
brian d foy
    P.S. Please send review copies to Chicago

To any marketeers out there: feel free to use this code all you like. It's in the public domain. The support contract, however, is a different matter.

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