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Saturday January 17, 2004
09:06 AM

OSDN Personals

[ #16869 ]

Apparently the Open Source Developer's Network is hosting a front for Match.com. I searched in my current zip code, 09335 (Army Europe), but it does not think it is a real zip code, so I tried a Chicago zip code.

Not one of the matches said anything about using open source. I am pretty sure one of them was even in accounting. So, I guess I will not be having an email affair with any hot Ruby hackers this year.

Still, just in case...

Married white male Perl hacker seeks redhead with 3 years Perl experience, 1 year Postgresql experience, and love for Mac OS X. I like to examine hex dumps and binary files, normalize databases, and scrape web pages. I am a vi (or variants) user, so if that is a problem for you, please do not respond. Automatic testers who use Safe.pm a must. No Windows users. Please attach sample code and CPAN Testers links. No certifications necessary.

That is actually tame for the real profiles I posted on Match.com, and those are tame compared to the one I used to snag a bride.

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