Other journalers seem to have weekly quizzes, so here is my take on that. The first "Show brian he's a dumbass" question of the week:
If you can see the problem in less than five minutes, you are better than me.
print "$ARGV[$.] $_";
Bonus: Identify what I wanted to happen.
Double Bonus: Identify the line that came before this line.
Platinum Bonus: Identify the line that came after it.
Global Thermonuclear War Bonus: How many Perl special variables directly influence, or are influenced by, the intended operation?
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