So, after 10,000 entries, what is the state of use.perl? Should Chris be forced by law to report to the community?
[ announcer, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Slash-man himself, Chris 'Pudge' Nandor' ]
[standing ovation, applause, Chris running around like Pudge in Game 6]
"After 10,000 posts,
[applause, after an inappropriately long time Chris motions for people to take their seats]
"...the State of use.perl is strong"
[wild applause, people stand again, TV commentators start making references to Winston Churchill and other great speakers throughout history]
"Perl has kicked ass..."
[wild applause lasting for two minutes]
"...and taken names."
[pan to Larry Wall in the seat of honor]
"The Red Sox have a shot this year"
[ polite applause ]
"...and the Patriots are going to kick some ass."
[ long silence ]