I bought a house! I've never been so happily terrified in all my life!
Now, if I can only figure out why my wife ripped out the kitchen carpet before we had anything moved in, or any idea on what would be replacing the carpet in there. I have no idea about what flooring will be taking its place, and neither does she, apparently. She called last night to get some quotes, and most contractors/ shops are scheduled into early September... but still