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Saturday October 13, 2007
08:19 AM

Teleportation

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I've just read a popular science article about teleportation. Interesting reading apart, as an introducion they say:

Admit it -- at one point or another we've all dreamed of being able to teleport. How much easier and less stressful life would be if, at the flick of a switch, we could whisk ourselves direct from home to work without the intervening two hours crushed onto public transport, face wedged into the armpit of an overweight man with a sweat gland problem.

Now, I fear that should a public system of teleportation for people and objects come into being, they would manage to arrange it so that you would end up having your face wedged into the armpit of an overweight man with a sweat gland problem, while waiting to be beamed up. And when you arrive to destination, it would still be!

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