use Perl

Well, not talking. Writing, really. But it looks more like textual blathering, yammering, or jabbering (no pun intended), or yacking.

Gah!, cause there never can be too many Gartner-style reports floating about.

I do have to admit that if it actually works it's a fine way to extract cash the circus way (there's one born every minute).

Hmm, I hope I don't get a big smackdown from my editor if she ever sees this.