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acme (189)

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Leon Brocard (aka acme) is an orange-loving Perl eurohacker with many varied contributions to the Perl community, including the GraphViz module on the CPAN. YAPC::Europe was all his fault. He is still looking for a Perl Monger group he can start which begins with the letter 'D'.

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Wednesday March 07, 2007
02:36 AM

Signs you've been coding too much

[ #32598 ]

Number one in a series:

You dream that a politician asks you to find politically embarrassing information in a large database. You tell them that with MapReduce the only limiting factor is computing power, which is directly linked to number of machines, which is directly linked to money. You ask them for ten thousand pounds.

Next week: "creat".

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