"'Haven't you heard? It's a battle of words'
The poster bearer cried
'Listen, son,' said the man with the gun
'There's room for you inside'"
-- Pink Floyd
I am livid. Would you pay $50 (USD) a year to be able to attend your local Perl Mongers meeting? Oh, and did I mention that the $50 goes to another organization? I can't wait to talk about this.