"You make me want to hide a weasel in my shorts
You make me want to phone home
You make me want to write a dozen book reports
Then pack myself in styrofoam"
-- "Weird Al" Yankovic
That song. That SONG! Argggh!
The Simpsons had a style parody on tonight's episode of that song, while Homer and Lenny were riding on the bus.
I'm going insane....