"Did I ask too much?
More than a lot
You gave me nothing
Now it's all I got"
I was watching Inside The Actors Studio with Ben Stiller, of all folks, as the special guest. My favorite Ben Stiller moment - there are but few - the "Lucky Clovers" parody of U2's One Love, on the pilot episode of The Ben Stiller Show. (After it moved from MTV to Fox.)
Anyway, it made me start thinking of how we can replace the Perl Guru sessions at TPC with Inside The Programmers Cubicle, where young journeyman can learn the craft of programming from a master codecrafter. James Lipton can even ask a modified questionnaire: