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Tuesday September 24, 2002
09:17 PM

Johnny Appleseed

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Tonight's dinner conversation with my five-year-old daughter.

"How was kindergarten today?"

"We learned about Johnny Appleseed!"

"Aha. What about him?"

"He planted apple trees."

"That's right. And what else?"

"And he gave everybody sex."

Sound of wife and me gagging on soda.

Sacks. He gave everybody sacks of apples.

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