Glancing thru Yahoo News, I came across the eWeek article
10 Programming Languages You Should Learn Right Now. (Shame TorgoX doesn't write here anymore: ALL MUST LEARN! LEARN NOW!
My favorite piece of lameness in the article is the reason you should learn the number one language, PHP:
Building Web apps from scratch using C or COBOL is going the way of the dinosaur
T. Rex called to say he's insulted.