My current client is in a downtown Ellay tower. Over the past few months, the elevators have been "modernized". (That's what the sign said: "Elevator modernization in progress".)
To prove that modernization
ne improvement, part of the process was making the elevators talk: "Going up", "Twentieth, FLOOR", and so on.
There are few things more annoying than a chippy-yet-monotone female voice first thing in the morning, telling you the elevator is "Going down".