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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Saturday January 04, 2003
08:08 PM

Celebrity Terrorspace

[ #9768 ]
Dear Log,

Meanwhile, in Terrorspace...

«The cop, the voice of sanity says, "What's wrong with you people? You can't just grab a guy's crank without his permission."»

--"Federal V.I.P. Penn"

Personally, I made it thru two US airport security dens fine the other day. No-one even grabbed my crank. In fact, everyone stayed way back from me. But then again, I was visibly armed with the most destructive and votatile bioweapon known to humanity: AN ANNOYED SIAMESE CAT.

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