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TorgoX (1933)


"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Saturday September 21, 2002
05:51 PM


[ #7885 ]
Dear Log,

Seen on the little paper wrapper that my chopsticks came in:

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.

Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual.



Learn how to use your chopsticks

* Tuk under tnurnb and hcld firmly

* Add second chcostick
hold it as you hold a pencil

* Hold tirst chopstick in originai position
move the second one up and down
Now you can pick up anything:

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  • I've always loved that set of instructions. The capper is the ending: "Now you can pick up anything." Those are some damn powerful chopsticks.


  • The curious thing is that many of the errors seem like the result of bad OCR (bad fax/photocopy?), not actual typos or phonetic spelling (glonous instead of glorious, for example).