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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Sunday September 15, 2002
06:03 PM

Shilltalk

[ #7742 ]
Dear Log,

Heard on TV from some shill from MacDonald's corp: "And this move that MacDonald's is making, will further enhance the nutrion profile of many of our products."

English translation: "So we're making a lot of our food rather healthier."

Truth: "So we're making some of our food less lethal."

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  • McDonalds made the decision to change the oil a week before the cancer thing came out. Large corporations are not evil by definition.