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TorgoX (1933)


"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Friday September 06, 2002
04:29 AM

SQL primary-dimensional-universe HOWTO

[ #7560 ]
Dear Log,

«Software like MS Windows 95 is created simply by "C" and assembler language programs which simply uses 1 and 0 and universes like ours are created simply by dashing TWO dissimilar but proper of combination of tiny atomic particles of other dimensions. (Something interesting happened just before dashing of tiny particles) A human body is created by dashing two dissimilar but proper combination of tiny cells!! (Something interesting happened just before dashing of tiny cells) Humans inherited the properties of this universe. The universe you are currently living in was NOT there - all the atoms inside the universe was not there and not even TIME was existing!! Baby universe was born during big bang and started expanding and kept growing. Even today our universe is still expanding!! A person from another universe by name 'Brahma' created this universe you are currently living in. It is indeed possible for man to create a new universe. Total number of universes that can be created is INFINITY and similarly total number of operating systems that can be created is also infinity!! There are millions of universes, which are classified into 3 major categories. Infinite number universes and infinite variety of multi-dimensional atoms collapse down into few primary-dimensional-universe. Very advanced mathematical equations support this theory.

The laws of science and statistics favour the open-source code system like PostgreSQL and Linux. As the internet speed is increasing everyday, and internet is becoming more and MORE reliable, the open-source code system will gain very rapid momentum. And, if rules of statistics and laws of physics are correct, awareness of science grows and when IGNORANT people start learning science then the closed source-code systems will eventually vanish from this planet.»

--"Database-SQL-RDBMS HOW-TO document for Linux (PostgreSQL Object Relational Database System): Laws of Physics apply to Software!"

Suddenly the "The Fusion of Perl and SQL: Or how Ayn Rand might have viewed these two strange bedfellows" article doesn't seem quite so contentless and inane. I guess. Maybe.

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  • Is Dr. Bronner [] writing for now? (Okay, it's not quite the same, but there is a certain family resemblance between schizophrenic screeds.)
  • I have been bothered by Al Dev's LinuxDoc HOWTO's for a long time now. If I wrote a HOWTO that tried to lay a foundation for belief in Christianity I know I'd get flamed to death. All we've got is volunteers, but hasn't anyone asked that this stuff be edited out?

    J. David works really hard, has a passion for writing good software, and knows many of the world's best Perl programmers