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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Tuesday May 21, 2002
07:30 AM

The Tiger Beat Generation

[ #5116 ]
Dear Log,

Yow! Is this the Infotainment Age yet?!? The Internet tells me that I'm taller than Woodie Allen!

It also tells me that I'm younger than Sean Astin, Marky Mark, Wil Wheaton, and both Coreys -- Feldman and Haim!

I'm not a coked-up former child actor -- but I'm willing to play one in an afterschool special!

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