«The joint offensive against the Lord's Resistance Army, a brutal Ugandan rebel group largely composed of abducted children and led by a self-declared spiritual medium who claims supernatural powers, began two weeks ago.» --"Defiant child rebels raise fears of massacre"
Ya know, if the whole world is going to turn into a bad science fiction novel like this, I at least want some of that neat sci fi technology. If not wormholes and nanotech, then at least decent electric cars and a jive-talking robot or two, okay? And while we're at it, a decent minimum wage, and working mass transit, and also maybe some checks on total corporate control of society.
Also, no dumb people.
I like science fiction!!!