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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Friday April 12, 2002
05:02 AM

Among the Klingons

[ #4138 ]
Dear Log,

My post to the Klingon list tonight. Translation:

I report:

Today I monitored primitive Earth communications. I have identified their vicious emperor! They call him "Keysij Keysim". He revealed his bold tactics: "While your feet stand on Earth, conquer all worlds!".

Earth Emperor Keysij Keysim, we are prepared to annihilate you!!!

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