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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Tuesday April 09, 2002
03:10 PM

Stop the presses

[ #4066 ]
Dear Log,

I want to be a journalist, so I can write headlines that will "keep it real" as the hyoomon kids today say.

For example, I would write: Southern anti-sex league sez: 'No sex for you!' I might even send a researcher into the news archives ("the morgue" in the newsie lingo!) to find us old quotes from the aforementioned anti-sex league about how they disfavor "race-mixing", etc. Always good for a laff.

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  • K;0don't do drinking, dancing or smoking and their wedding receptions are a complete bore too. I can just see them having a coronary when all the porn they buy on the side confronts them in person with a whip in hand. Golly!

    At least the St. Louis Archdiocese knows enough to stay outta this one considering all the priests in St. Louis yet to be hunted down for their own moral transgressions. Those who go around asserting their superior morality and 'family values' are most often the ones with the