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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Monday April 01, 2002
07:26 PM

Honh Honh

[ #3913 ]
Dear Log,

«Lionel Jospin, the Socialist prime minister, and the conservative president, Jacques Chirac, have both indicated that if they win the election, to be held on April 21 and May 5, they will follow a long line of incoming French presidents and declare all outstanding fines for minor traffic offences null and void.»

--A free ticket to ride out the election

Wow! I hope I get to be Pope of France one day, so I too can grant indulgences to all the dirty dirty traffic sinners!

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