"Smart quotes" is the name of the feature in MSWord (and, equally annoyingly, other word processors) that turns the straight-up-and-down ' and " into little 6 66 and 99 9. That's fine for normal English prose, but it's often bad and wrong when you're dealing with Perl code, where $x = '123' is NOT $x = `123'. Here's how to turn that feature off in MSWord 2000:
To turn off automatic smart quotes altogether:
Uncheck these boxes:
Tools : Autocorrect : Autoformat as you type : Smart quotes...
and
Tools : Autocorrect : Autoformat : Smart quotes...
To just make there be a way to type ' and " without them getting made into their "smart" versions:
Tools : Macro : Record New Macro
then type "apostrophe" and hit Keyboard,
then type alt-' and hit Assign then Close, and then it'll bring up a macro-recording window. Just type a ' and press the Stop Recording button on the macro bar (it'll look like a square).
Then do the same for "quote" and shift-alt-'
Then if you go back and edit the macros, they should look like this:
Sub quote()
Selection.TypeText Text=""""
End Sub
Sub apostrophe()
Selection.TypeText Text="'"
End Sub
For extra slack, assign « and » to alt-< and alt-> !
Also ... (Score:2)
This also works when it turns configure --prefix into configure (onebiglongdash) prefix. As soon as it tries to be helpful, Ctrl-Z tells it to back the fuck off.
--Nat
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YIKES (Score:1)
Oh wait. I've seen that. There's a reason I'm not in IT anymore.
Re:YIKES (Score:1)
I miss the good old days of WordPerfect 5.1-- altho it's i18n capabilities were, shall we say, lacking.
Re:YIKES (Score:1)
Re:YIKES (Score:1)
I swear, some days I think that if WordPad did typo-underlining, I'd never use a "real" word processor again.
Re:YIKES (Score:2)
Personally, I fucking hate working with (X|SG)ML--the extra step to make something readable is like a compile step in programming, and slows down my editing. FrameMaker is too low-level (exposes too many things like kerning that I don't give a rat's arse about). LaTeX is, well, an abomination masquerading as a monstrosity, and POD has the advantage of being human readable, even
Not just Perl (Score:1)
Yet another example of MS making MS products compatible with MS products only.... or am I being paranoid?