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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Thursday June 08, 2006
11:07 PM

On Repetition

[ #29851 ]
Dear Log,

I SAID : MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT!

But I have to admit that I will not give an actual A plus unless the "accident" is visible from space and takes out at least four other goons.

(Note: a past or present US Poet Laureate counts as half a goon. And a member of the Académie Française counts as one fifth a goon, simply because there's just so many of those assholes. Offer void in Nebraska and Antarctica.)