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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Tuesday June 06, 2006
12:41 AM

Spock-With-Goatee, President of United States of Amnesia

[ #29820 ]
Dear Chat Log,

Torgleiven:   omg did you know that Bushele is the worst president since the beginning of human history back in 1945? It's true!

ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ:    It's totally true because we are unanimous! Oh, and that article says that "40% of voters [not people?] aged 18-29" said that Reagan was the best president of God's America since 1945, Hiroshima Year Zero -- i.e., everywhere, for all time!

Torgleiven:    Yes, 18-29, that's a key demographic!

ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ:    And historians all.

Torgleiven:    And where "all time" relativistically began with Grenada Juche in 1983 and ended with the The Nth Coming Of Jesus in 1991.

ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ:    Ah, the Galaga years. Good tiiiiiimes!

Torgleiven:    Also! The buzz around town is that Clinton is simultaneously the best (quoþ 25%) and worst (quoþ 16%) president since 1945!

ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ:    That's the BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE!

Torgleiven:    Of our universe AND the Alternate Spock-with-Goatee Universe! (Where those percentages are subtly reversed!)

ꀖꀘꄃꀞꀠꄃ ꀬ:    By sacred poll and national creed.

Torgleiven:    Now and forever! With a margin of error of ±3%, Under God.