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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Wednesday February 20, 2002
12:03 AM

Ummy

[ #2981 ]
Dear Log,

TorgoX: "Luigi, we're doing an article on next-generation garage door openers. Call Eco for a quote. Something zippy, but not too 'up'"

ignatz: "The garage door opener pulls aside the covering of our humble abodes to reveal an Ali Baba's den of disused machinery and forgotten woodworking projects. Like a genie, it transports us to our unknown past."

ignatz: "Thanks ummy!"

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  • I love reading all the goofy yuppie catalogues I get these days just for the amusing copy. Ignatz should try his hand at copywriting as that's perfect :)